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SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 12: METAPHOR MADNESS
Dec 18 2009, 1:19 PM EST
ASSIGNMENT #12: METAPHOR MADNESSThis week we are getting back to the writing basics: the metaphor! Your assignment is to write a humorous metaphor about Hank; (e.g. “Hank is as faithless as…”) PLEASE NOTE: A maximum of one (1) entry per weekly Sweepstakes for each individual is permitted YOU MUST ENTER ON THIS THREAD TO BE ELIGIBLE! GOOD LUCK Do you find this valuable?
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1. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 12: METAPHOR MADNESS
Dec 18 2009, 4:45 PM EST
Hank is as reliable as Stevie Wonder giving driving directions.
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2. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 12: METAPHOR MADNESS
Dec 18 2009, 5:03 PM EST
Hank is as monogamous as a Buck in the rut
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3. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 12: METAPHOR MADNESS
Dec 18 2009, 7:13 PM EST
Hank is as horny as New Orleans during Jazz Fest.
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4. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 12: METAPHOR MADNESS
Dec 18 2009, 11:18 PM EST
Hanks is as dull as a point
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5. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 12: METAPHOR MADNESS
Dec 19 2009, 7:41 AM EST
Frank thinks about sex like Whitney thinks about crack.
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6. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 12: METAPHOR MADNESS
Dec 19 2009, 2:45 PM EST
Hank's life is as pleasant as a birthday party at a butchery. It's a birthday party, yeah, but it still doesn't change the fact that things are getting chopped up and bleeding everywhere
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7. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 12: METAPHOR MADNESS
Dec 20 2009, 11:53 AM EST
Hank is as attractive to women as a high sea-cliff is to lemmings.
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8. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 12: METAPHOR MADNESS
Dec 20 2009, 7:00 PM EST
Hank's c*ck is Baghdad - Just when you think you have it under control, it continues to cause widespread havoc.
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9. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 12: METAPHOR MADNESS
Dec 21 2009, 2:55 AM EST
Hank is as hung as Black Jesus
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10. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 12: METAPHOR MADNESS
Dec 22 2009, 2:49 AM EST
Hank’s libido is as troublesome as Kanye West not winning an award.
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11. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 12: METAPHOR MADNESS
Dec 22 2009, 11:45 AM EST
Hank is as irresistable as a package under the Christmas tree.
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12. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 12: METAPHOR MADNESS
Dec 22 2009, 2:18 PM EST
"ASSIGNMENT #12: METAPHOR MADNESSHank's "I want to do good" commitment to his family is like a ship without an anchor, drifting aimlessly through Neptune's wavy hair, only to be combed out and forgotten, sinking to the depth of a watery grave. 0 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
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13. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 12: METAPHOR MADNESS
Dec 23 2009, 2:05 PM EST
Hank is as virtuous as Larry Flint.
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14. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 12: METAPHOR MADNESS
Dec 24 2009, 5:21 PM EST
Hank is as '70's as a pink Nova.
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