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SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 7: PEN A HANKISM
Nov 6 2009, 2:08 PM EST
ASSIGNMENT #7: PEN A HANKISMHank is the king of the skewering one-liner! Your assignment is to pen a comeback in the style of Hank, or, alternatively, rewrite or update a famous sentence/quote in Hank’s inimitable style. Alright students get cracking! * Adding one Hankism to the PEN A HANKISM Sweeps thread qualifies as ONE (1) sweepstakes entry submission.* +++IF YOU DO NOT ENTER YOUR HANKISM TO *THIS* THREAD YOU WILL NOT BE ENTERED INTO THE DRAWING+++ Do you find this valuable?
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MrPusher |
1. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 7: PEN A HANKISM
Nov 6 2009, 6:15 PM EST
In response to ANYBODY talking smack: "I've been called worse by better people."
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prainer |
2. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 7: PEN A HANKISM
Nov 6 2009, 10:22 PM EST
What part of "Kiss my ass" do you not understand?
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ky2here |
3. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 7: PEN A HANKISM
Nov 7 2009, 8:05 AM EST
Since you think I'm below you why don't you blow me?
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drmagazine |
4. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 7: PEN A HANKISM
Nov 8 2009, 11:19 AM EST
"'I don't think so?' You're not telling me no you're just telling me I have to work harder."
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katmagick |
5. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 7: PEN A HANKISM
Nov 8 2009, 2:08 PM EST
Moody's the name and fornication is my game.
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doug2usc |
6. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 7: PEN A HANKISM
Nov 8 2009, 6:30 PM EST
I'm not the kind of guy you take home to court your parents, I'm the kinda guy your parents take to court.
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TheWeezel |
7. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 7: PEN A HANKISM
Nov 8 2009, 8:08 PM EST
After busting Becca breaking into the dean's wine collection:"Wine is dandy, but liquor is quicker" A play off the famous quote from Ogden Nash Do you find this valuable? |
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tlcccc |
8. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 7: PEN A HANKISM
Nov 9 2009, 11:36 AM EST
I hear what you're steppin' in, Einstein and I'm glad you are now stringing words into sentences.
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zchwise |
9. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 7: PEN A HANKISM
Nov 9 2009, 5:46 PM EST
I would take your argument much more seriously if we were naked.
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dkhmocks |
10. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 7: PEN A HANKISM
Nov 10 2009, 2:44 PM EST
to someone who wants you to see him and 2 females naked on cell/w pictures ..no thanks been there,,done that..but what the hell...lol!!!
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joeygooch |
11. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 7: PEN A HANKISM
Nov 11 2009, 12:46 AM EST
(hank to runkel about Karen)What can I say my phallic forehead friend..she's my cherry pie...I want to go back to the N-Y where bums piss on my stoop and I piss on the bums from the roof of my 5 story walk up Do you find this valuable? |
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Seadawg |
12. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 7: PEN A HANKISM
Nov 11 2009, 2:46 PM EST
To any woman who may think she is too good for Hank:The only way I would ever be beneath you is if you were riding me cowgirl style. Do you find this valuable? |
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johnmano |
13. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 7: PEN A HANKISM
Nov 12 2009, 7:10 PM EST
I have to admit, I did find you quite intimidating at first...till I saw your naked breasts.
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AndrewLeamon |
14. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 7: PEN A HANKISM
Nov 13 2009, 4:25 AM EST
Where I'm from, erectile dysfunction is a myth.
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