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Onemansepicjourney
20. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT #1: SHAMELESS PICK-UP LINES
Oct 29 2009, 7:53 PM EDT | Post edited: Oct 29 2009, 7:53 PM EDT

"IF MY DICK WERE A COMPASS IT WOULD BE POINTING STRAIGHT AT YOU. OH WAIT, IT IS."
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nybtrfly1
nybtrfly1
21. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT #1: SHAMELESS PICK-UP LINES
Oct 29 2009, 8:04 PM EDT | Post edited: Oct 29 2009, 8:04 PM EDT
"My Entry"
One of the last lines in the movie Shampoo that George says to Jackie overlooking the Hollywood Hills before she leaves to marry Lester:

"I want to take care of you.
I want you to have a baby with me
I'm a *******, but I'll take
care of you. I'll make you happy."

Shameless for George b/c it was already too late, but maybe Hank won't be?

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nybtrfly1
nybtrfly1
22. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT #1: SHAMELESS PICK-UP LINES
Oct 29 2009, 8:07 PM EDT | Post edited: Oct 29 2009, 8:07 PM EDT
Line should say:

"I want to take care of you.
I want you to have a baby with me
I'm a f _ _ _ - up, but I'll take
care of you. I'll make you happy."
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doug2usc
doug2usc
23. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT #1: SHAMELESS PICK-UP LINES
Nov 8 2009, 6:19 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 8 2009, 6:19 PM EST
Seriously, if I were a fly I would so land on you because you are definitely the SHT! Do you find this valuable?    
AndrewLeamon
AndrewLeamon
24. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT #1: SHAMELESS PICK-UP LINES
Nov 13 2009, 4:19 AM EST | Post edited: Nov 13 2009, 4:19 AM EST
Hey, I just wanted to know if the carpet matches the welcome mat. Do you find this valuable?    

onosquanna
25. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT #1: SHAMELESS PICK-UP LINES
Nov 13 2009, 7:11 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 13 2009, 7:11 PM EST
Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks. Do you find this valuable?    
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