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ASSIGNMENT #2: RANDOM STIMULATION
Here's an assignment to get you out of your writer's block! Write a paragraph that contains at least three (3) of the following five (5) words. Bacon, combustible, ocean, gallop, and assume You have until October 8, 2009* to complete your second homework assignment, so get cracking!*

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Username: MrPusher
Paragraph: I awoke to the smell of bacon frying, which would usually be a good thing. But when your head feels like shoreline rocks being beaten mercilessly by the waves of a tumultuous, combustible ocean, you can only assume what's going to come next: either a methodically paced jog, or immediate gallop, to the nearest porcelain receptacle.

Username: tlcccc
Paragraph: I roll over in bed, stretch boundlessly and think, "Damn! Life has been good since hitting that Powerball." The sun drapes over me as I watch a few soft waves crest the sand from the melodic peace offered by a crystal blue OCEAN. My mind immediately begins to think about what I will do first. Today I decide to start with taking Sea Biscuit out for a GALLOP on the beach. By the time I get back, Monique, my girlfriend and stunningly beautiful Victoria's Secret model will be awake. She'll fix us a nice lunch. Sure, she can only make one thing that barely constitutes cooking, but first and foremost, she is so ridiculously hot she might be COMBUSTIBLE and second, who doesn't like a BLT? Everyone likes BACON but I silently wonder if she will remember to include the tomato this time. And as predictable as the tides, I ASSUME after lunch Monique will want to bang me somewhere outside and unusual. I am "up" for anything, except the hammock which threw my back out for two weeks. She'll go shopping for the remainder of the afternoon and I will take a long nap. Tonight we'll celebrate my 75th birthday. Oh yes, it's a beautiful life.

Username: katmagick
Paragraph: I just saw Kevin Bacon while I was riding my horse down by the ocean. If my steed would have slowed from a gallop, I would have stopped to get his autograph. I assume it was Kevin Bacon because he was blasting the Footloose cd on his boombox and dancing in that wildly combustible manner which he is known for.

Username: murgento
Paragraph: I think it’s safe to assume that if the world was made of bacon… Well; I would have had a heart attack years ago. The crisp salty fried pig meat, marbled with fat that crumbles into every taste bud as I chew every last essence of flavor into my mouth before I swallow defeated, accepting that it wouldn’t last forever. There, sitting at the old laminated round wood table like a knight having breakfast with King Arthur, sitting, waiting for more. I could hear the sticky pops of the melted grease in the pan, the combustible artery clogging heaven that can both fry joy and blister pain. It puddles in the pan, taunting the cooker, impatiently demanding another victim. And at that moment, another piece splashes into the grease with roaring sizzle reminiscent of a wave crashing from out of the ocean on the sand of the beach that didn’t stand a chance. Just then, I can feel my blood gallop through their every vein like wild horses trying to escape captivity. And now; I who is impatient, waiting and wanting more…

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SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT #2: RANDOM STIMULATION

Dec 14 2009, 7:35 PM EST by RyanBurns12

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Here's an assignment to get you out of your writer's block! Write a paragraph that contains at least three (3) of the following five (5) words. Bacon, combustible, ocean, gallop, and assume You have until October 8, 2009 to complete your second homework assignment, so get cracking!

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