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My favorite Hank line: "Sweet baby Jesus, Hank is going to hell." (Pilot Episode)
Said to: "Nun" who is giving him oral sex in the church.
His/her reaction: None
My immediate reaction: I love this guy! I love this show!
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SugarbootsUser name: Sugarboots
Location: Seattle, WA
My favorite Hank line: "To quote The Clash, should I stay or should I rock the casbah?"
Said to:
His/her reaction:
My immediate reaction: I think this line is genius!

SugarbootsUser name: Sugarboots
Location: Seattle, WA
My favorite Hank line: You can't snort a line of coke off a woman’s a** and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly.
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His/her reaction:
My immediate reaction: Well put, Hank. I think that's true!
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MiaWantsMe
Location:
Santa Monica, CA
My favorite Hank line: Bitches.
Said to: Charlie
His/her reaction: Nods approval.
My immediate reaction: Bitches, indeed.
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MiaWantsMe
Location:
Santa Monica, CA
My favorite Hank line: You're looking at me like I just finger-banged your cat.
Said to: Meredith
His/her reaction: Sting.
My immediate reaction: He probably shouldn't have said that. What if she's like a "cat lady"?
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MiaWantsMe
Location:
Santa Monica, CA
My favorite Hank line: She's got a nose ring too. You know what that means.
Said to: Charlie
His/her reaction: No, I don't.
My immediate reaction: Is it humanly possibly to "take in the nose?"
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MiaWantsMe
Location:
Santa Monica, CA
My favorite Hank line: She's beyond ballsy.
Said to: Charlie
His/her reaction: You are correct.
My immediate reaction: That word, ballsy, really does describe Mia Lewis.
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Location: Jackson, MI
My favorite Hank line: Oh, look at the time.... The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says Off..... Good thing there's not a second hand. I'm goin' in.
Said to: The receptionist outside Charlie's office
His/her reaction: What could he say? You can't come back from a line a sweet as that.
My immediate reaction: Hank, I want to be you.
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My favorite Hank line: Not only are you a cadaverous lay, but you have shitty taste in movies
Said to: Sandy Carr
His/her reaction: ouch and anger
My immediate reaction: damn, classic.
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Location: Oklahoma City
My favorite Hank line: I just get so lonely sometimes. I need a hug for a moment and the moment passes. I'm good. Smell you later.
Said to: Karen while using her to hide from Sandy Carr at the fundraiser.
His/her reaction: Utter confusion and more than a little embarassment.
My immediate reaction: When is the next opportunity for me to use that line?
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Location:
Hank Quote-a-Thon! - Californication Wiki My favorite Hank line: I won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.
Said to: An apple computer
His/her reaction: its a damn computer
My immediate reaction: Absolutely hilarioius. Glad to see Hank writing again, and glad to know to keep him away from my sister
Add your profile pic here!User name: Chariot13
Location: Boston, MA
My favorite Hank line: I love women. I have all their albums.
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His/her reaction:
My immediate reaction: I hate him. But I love him.
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Location: Greece
My favorite Hank line: A morning of awkwardness is
far better than a night of loneliness
Said to: The blog
His/her reaction:
My immediate reaction: That's a big truth
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My favorite Hank line: "Hey,Runkulus Maximus"
Said to: Charlie
His/her reaction:
My immediate reaction: Good quote as usual!
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My favorite Hank line: "Oh, kiss the tip!"
Said to:
His/her reaction:
My immediate reaction: That was funny.

User name:Sligsixty
Location:Brooklyn,NY

My favorite Hank line: Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you fuckin' douche!
Said to: His reflection
His/her reaction: Flashes a huge fake grin.
My immediate reaction: Amazed.

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Location: ep5
My favorite Hank line: "Do you want me to want you to suck my c*ck"
Said to: Bill
His/her reaction: change subject
My immediate reaction: Hahahaha Another one to hank
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My favorite Hank line: "wo wo wo what the fuck was that, you just blew me off, you think i can afford this penil implant on wheels"
Said to: car sales lady he screws in the next scene, in the new porsch he buys
His/her reaction: typical sales cover up well try to cover up
My immediate reaction: what a bitch gold digger.