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EPISODE 3 - "The Whore of Babylon"

Californication Episode 3 - "The Whore of Babylon"

Original air date: 8/27/2007

Directed by: Scott Winant

Written by: Tom Kapinos
Guest Star(s): Rachel Miner (Dani, Charlie's Assistant), Amy Price-Francis (Meredith), Damian Young (William "Bill" Lewis), Kathy Christopherson (Nikki Mandel), Robert Merrill (Jonathan Mandel), Chris Williams (Todd Carr)

Synopsis: Hank begins dating Meredith and through their adventures, he lands a replacement modernist painting for Bill and a dog for Becca.


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Number of women Hank sleeps withNumber of women Hank sleeps with: 1


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Hank Moody | David Duchovny in CalifornicationNumber of times Hank crosses the line:


Number of times Hank's fame gets him somethingNumber of times Hank's fame gets him something:



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BROWSE THROUGH THE REST OF HANK'S LBB
PROGRESS ON HANK'S WRITER'S BLOCK






PROGRESS ON HANK'S
FAMILY LIFE







HANK'S HARSHEST WISECRACKS


  • "Ladies and gentlemen: Todd Carr, the caramel-coated, chrome-domed auteur who took my precious little novel, wiped his ass, and transformed it into the crap-tastic crowd-pleaser also known as A Crazy Little Thing Called LOVE."

  • "You're no Brett fucking Ratner. Although that could be a compliment, and in that case--I didn't mean to."

  • "I thought you might've come by because you found out I fucked your wife in almost every room of your house. No? Yeah, every room of your house. And, ummm, I'm sorry about the rug; I didn't realize the old lady was a squirter!"
  • "What's the problem? It's creative writing; be creative. Write something."
  • "Just suppose you're a guy, and you're getting a massage from another guy, and it's nice; it's relaxing. Then all of a sudden you get a little tin-gle. A little unintentional stim. What's, what do you, what do you call that? Where you get a little turgidity? You know, you get a rollover."
  • Hank: Oh, fuck you. You're fired.
    Charlie: You know, that you fire me roughly every ninety days since we started to work together.
    Hank: Yeah. 'Cause I'm a consistent motherfucker.

HANK VS. HANK
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DEVIL HANK
 ANGEL HANK
  • Breaks into Meredith's lover's house and steals expensive painting





  • Breaks into Meredith's lover's house and to steal back what he thinks is her dog, Cat Stevens