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Original air date: 8/13/2007
Directed by: Stephen Hopkins
Written by: Tom Kapinos
Guest Star(s): Amy Price-Francis (Meredith), Pamela Adlon (Marcy), Michelle Nordin (Nun/Heather), Camille Langfield (Sandy)
Synopsis: We meet Hank for the first time. He sleeps with a few women, proposes to Karen, embarasses Becca at a party in front of her peers. All in a few day's work for Hank Moody.
EPISODE STATS
 Number of women Hank sleeps with: 3 (and sees another naked)
 Number of times Karen rejects Hank: Too many times
 Number of times Hank crosses the line: Never
 Number of times Hank's fame gets him something: Once (it beds Mia)
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|  Name: Heather aka Hot Blonde / Blow Job Nun
Age: 27
Occupation: Hot wife of K-Fed like cuckold.
How they met: Concert at the Bowl.
Location of act: Her PCH abode.
Kink factor: She woke Hank up as he was dreaming about being serviced by a nun.
Pillow talk: Hank says he needs a "GPS" to find her clitoris.
Repercussions: Hank's trusty 911 is bashed in by K-Fed. | |  Name: Mia Lewis
Age: 16
Occupation: Student
How they met: Book Store
Location of act: Hank's bed
Kink factor: A couple punches to the face.
Pillow talk: "Oww."
Repercussions: Hank's now in a world of shit.****. | |
Name: Defile Me Girl
Age: 31
Occupation: Barfly
How they met: At Marat the fateful night of Hank's Meredith diatribe.
Location of act: Hank's bed
Kink factor: A lot of wet, shiny skin.
Pillow talk: "Consider yourself defiled."
Repercussions: Smelling like "p----" according to Karen | | | BROWSE THROUGH THE REST OF HANK'S LBB | |
| PROGRESS ON HANK'S WRITER'S BLOCK
- Types one bad word into his computer.
| PROGRESS ON HANK'S FAMILY LIFE
- Asks Karen to marry him instead of Bill
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HANK'S HARSHEST WISECRACKS
- His anti-Meredith manifesto.
- "Yo K-Fed, the little man in the boat, he's up here. That's where he is (demonstration)"
- "I should hide under your c*** - he'd never find me there."
- "So not only are you a cadaverous lay, you have s****y taste in movies."
- "Oh, I know that look. That's the look that shrivels me testes."
- "He's a ****ing dialtone!"
- "Don't let the door hit you on your soon-to-be huge *** on the way out."
- "God fordbid you should miss a ****ing call! Dick!"
- "She takes after her mother. The make-up and the slutty clothes."
- "Consider yourself defiled."
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HANK VS. HANK
Which Hank is winning this episode? Provide proof below!
DEVIL HANK
| ANGEL HANK
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- Beats up guy who's talking on his cell phone in the middle of the movie theater
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Sleeps with 16 year old Mia Lewis
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- Saves Becca from being corrupted at a party
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